1986 Mercedes-Benz 560-Class 560 SEL

Well, butter my biscuits and call me fancy! What we’ve got here is a SUPER LOW MILE 1986 Mercedes Benz W126 in the 560SEL flavor, and let me tell ya, this ain’t your grandma’s ride to the bingo hall. No sir, this here is the kind of car that makes you wanna slap on some aviators, light a Cuban cigar, and start talking about offshore bank accounts. It’s smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy and classier than a raccoon in a top hat. Now, let’s not get too ahead of ourselves here. Sure, this Benz might make you feel like you’re sittin’ on an oil well, but it’s also been through a little drama—like a daytime soap opera on wheels. The last owner must’ve poked the wrong bear, ‘cause someone took a Louisville Slugger to the deck lid and roof like they were practicing for the World Series. If this car could talk, it’d probably have a country album out by now, filled with songs about heartbreak and dented dreams. But hey, just like Ike and Tina, this Benz keeps on rollin’—and lookin’ dang good while doing it. Now, under the hood, this German beauty purrs like a kitten that’s had a little nip of grandpa’s cough medicine. She runs great and shifts smoother than butter melting on a hot corn cob, but she does idle a bit high—kinda like your cousin Billy Bob after his third energy drink. And while this Benz is as rust-free as a preacher’s conscience, the brakes do need some lovin’. We’re talking about a master cylinder or brake booster that’s about as tired as Uncle Earl after Thanksgiving dinner. But look at it this way: brakes are overrated when you’re cruising in a car that makes you feel like royalty. I mean, who needs to stop when you’re living life in the fast lane, right? With miles lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut, this Mercedes is practically a unicorn—a majestic creature that’s been through a few rodeos but still shines brighter than a new penny. So, if you’re looking for a classic ride with more character than a honky-tonk on a Saturday night, this here is your golden ticket. Just be ready to roll up your sleeves, fix those brakes, and you’ll be driving in style before you can say “yee-haw!